Pathan and then some more

1. India’s topmost scientists are representing the country at a science conference in Dubai where the president of India is going to deliver the keynote address. On the way to the conference, the scientists are talking about taking selfies with the president because one of the scientists wants to impress his wife – a woman he’s been married to for 40 years.
2. Mard ko dard hota hai: first time I am watching 2 action heroes sitting and eating pain killers together.
3. Deepika is bottomsupping whiskey like I want to bottomsup her.
4. One paapa sheep is grazing cutely on top of some afghan mountains while John and SRK are doing marvel type stunts over its head.
5. SRK’s face was in my hands when Deepika touched him – his skin felt papery thin. Soft. I was afraid to squeeze. But his veins were throbbing warm (do faces have veins?)
6. SRK’s Adam’s apple is the best apple in the whole world.
7. Deepika Padukone is a queen.
8. Dimple Kapadia’s name in the film is Nandini. I learnt this 2 mins before she died.
9. Putting small pox, 370, and Kashmir together in one line is funny. In one film, too much funny. Chumchumma throwing random words and all. K. Vish’s robots in his short stories do more justice to the feel of somesomethingandall.
10. I still want to know which film SRK was abandoned in as a young child.

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